U.S. Marines

The United States Marine Corps (USMC), also referred to as the United States Marines or U.S. Marines, is a branch of the United States Armed Forces responsible for conducting expeditionary and amphibious operations with the United States Navy as well as the Army and Air Force. The U.S. Marine Corps is one of the four armed service branches in the U.S. Department of Defense (DoD) and one of the seven uniformed services of the United States.

The Marines were founded in 1835 by William Howard Taft and have defended the United States of America from external and internal threats.

In chapter 7, the Marines launched a full-scale invasion of Ram Ranch in order to capture Prince Harry, who had taken refuge there. However, Prince Harry called in the British Army, causing a stalemate. The U.S. Marines quickly withdrew, although Lonk PP Brendon decided to stay behind after becoming accustomed to the ranch life.

Members

 * Big Mantis: Leader of the Pack
 * Cobra: Leader of the Pack
 * Lonk PP Brendon
 * Mac the Whopper
 * Andrew
 * Conner
 * Trevor
 * Greg
 * Justin
 * Jimmy
 * Brian

Assets
The U.S. Marines are well-funded, with money coming from both the United States government and formerly Haliburton Oil. Thus, they have many gadgets, gizmos, and weapons of mass destruction.
 * Black Ford Raptor Trucks: These versatile vehicles have great gas mileage, and allow the Marines to make motorized nighttime assaults. When they pull up with these trucks, it is already too late; for it means the invasion has begun.
 * Helicopters: These flying vehicles, which landed at Ram Ranch, are great for traveling great distances and getting the drop on one's opponents; perfect for infiltration and paradropping.
 * Trebuchets: Used in the siege of Ram Ranch, these massive siege weapons can launch a 90 kg projectile over 300 meters. This was confirmed when Brian, who has a mass of exactly 90 kg, was launched over the walls of Ram Ranch and let the Marines in by unlocking the gate from the inside.
 * Oil: This petroleum was extracted from the heart of Texas by Haliburton Oil. It is a valuable resource that serves two purposes. Not only can it be used to power vehicles, but it also has been used in the past to make the Marines slippery and able to slide greasily past the cowboy guards. However, after the fall of Dick Cheney's Plastic Dynasty, the Marines lost their supply and had to develop new strategies.