David Garcia

"Note: This article and the lore associated with it is fanfiction, and therefore should not be considered canon."David Garcia (aka triman415), is the contestant for Chepe's love. He is an avid vegan, saving his first taste of meat to be Chepe himself. He is one of the 36 cowboys residing at Ram Ranch, and can be heard lecturing others about the dangers of alcohol and meat, as he consumes many beans. Chepe and Mr. Garcia sneak off every night to the locker rooms, where you can hear lips and butt cheeks smacking together. When their love session is complete, you can hear an audible "goodnight my BROTHHHAAAA!" from Garcia as he fist bumps Chepe and then gives him a goodnight kiss.

Mr. Garcia is a close friend of Teakle-Sama and share the same love of children, as they share the same first name. Mr. Garcia can be spotted near underage boys and girls talking about meditation and other physical activities, and his hobbies include talking to Cowboy [Redacted] about how he reminds Mr. Garcia of his daughter's boyfriend, and calls him Gustavo.