El Grande Bang

El Grande Bang occurred cerca 6000 BCE when Teakle-Sama became so bored with nobody to practice his orations with that he vored himself, imploding and creating the universe as we know it today.

Chepe Mac Donald was born out of the rubble of Teakle-Sama's flavor saver after the self-vore occurred. The birth of Teakle-Sama's first son motivated him to create Ram Ranch to house the newborn Chepe and subsequently all of the residents of the Ranch as well as the Chinese Buffet to feed them all.