Dick Cheney

Richard "Dick" Cheney is an American capitalist and former Vice President, as well as president of Halliburton Oil. He is also a distant descendant of the Shapiro Clan.

The Birth of his Son
He traveled to Germany in search of oil, as the lack of gaining oil from WWII angered him. He uncovered a laboratory and stole its contents with his mighty Capitalism Style: Free Real Estate jutsu and swiftly returned to his home in Texas. As he dreamt of creating a being capable of stealing oil from other countries, Tim Burton appeared in his sleep to teach him the Forbidden Life Creating jutsu in exchange that he would give up his mighty Capitalism Style jutsu, and convert to communism. Cheney ended up creating Mr. Game and Watch the following day with the sacrifice of all his scientist comrades, and quickly converted back to Capitalism.

The Plastic Dynasty
As Dick Cheney began to hone his Capitalism jutsu more and more, he became more aware of his surroundings. Cheney thought of himself as a simple man, a capitalist just trying to make it in this glorious world. He knew that there were always more efficient ways to do things, and everything can be made into a profit. One day, his third eye suddenly awoke, and he developed his Capitalism style: Oil Plastic jutsu. With this jutsu, he channels his chakra into his oil to make a cheap, oil based plastic that has a multitude of uses. With this new powerful jutsu in hand, he swept through the universe, convincing manufacturers everywhere to switch to his cheap oil based plastic in favor of natural materials that were more expensive. This included spool manufacturing facilities, which led to Beatty holding an infinite grudge against Cheney, who gave no diggity damns, for he had already established his plastic dynasty throughout the universe.