Teakle-sama's Kidney Stone

Origin
Teakle-sama's kidney stone occured when Dantizzle placed a curse on him, causing all of the calcium in his body to congregate within the confines of his kidneys, forming into sharp 18-inch diameter spiky stone. This caused him to miss a whole week of oration practice with Chepe Mac Donald.

Removal of the Stone
After a week of suffering, Teakle-sama decided to swallow his pride (and part of the chinese buffet) and seek help of Clark, the Alchemist of the North. She made him sit in a pool of her secret sauce in the shape of an ellipse, and sent electrical shock waves at one of the focal points to pulverize the kidney stone. The resulting calcium in his body flowed through his veins, causing a blue fire to shoot out of one of his eyes.